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---DISCLAIMER---

It's not that we're mean, but we're not exactly, you know, nice. We are gonna swear and tell you what we don't like about your diary, and maybe mock you a little. Just a little. Okay more than a little. But we can still be best friends, right?

Scoring
[Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006]

It looks like Sarah will be following actual criteria, because she's a badass, whereas Amanda will just be doing summaries and assigning a completely subjective score at the end (hint: that score will be F minus). If you want real criteria and like, a score, ask for Sarah. If you want a summary and a letter grade, ask for Amanda. We probably won't listen but you NEVER KNOW!


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ALRIGHT SO. My name is Sarah and here is my CRITEREE-UH:


[0-20 points] layout: Is it hella ass ugly? Is it one of DLand's standard layouts? Can I find my way around? Broken links? Be warned: if you have a celebrity or band-worship layout, I can guarantee you I will NOT like it. And if you have an irritating cursor thing I will not like it. But I'll try to be nice =D


[0-10 points] link back: Yeah, this is like the simplest shit ever. Link back to us, mmk?


[-10-25 points] Grammar and spelling: I. HATE. THIS. I'm serious, if you misuse your/you're, its/it's/its', to/too/two, etc., you will be screwed out of 25 points. The only way to get -10 is if you misspell "weird" that I see.


[0-100 points] content: UMDUH. Are you whiny? Talk in excess about your self-mutilation? Post pictures of each and every one of your seventy-five cats EVERY DAY? Content.


[0-50 points] Other Crap: if there's other crap I don't like, it'll be here and points come off. If there's other stuff I do like, you'll get some extra credit. Whatever, it's objective.


Total/200 points.


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Sups? So this is Amanda again because I guess I should just do a quick explanation of gradez.

A+ to A- - You are the best of the best. Words can't describe how great you are, and I would perform sexual favors on you for free. Impeccable grammar and spelling, and a diary that's a genuinely good read.

B+ to B- - A good read, fun at times and lagging at others, maybe some rambling entries, I dunno, stuff like that. Fairly good grammar and spelling; better than usual anyway.

C+ to C- - Congratulations - you're mediocre! Are you a whiny thirteen year old? Are you writing shitty poetry? Are you typing in all lower case? Any of those things will probably put you here, assuming everything else is good.

D+ to D- - You're officially failing. You probably daylog, or have a shitty layout that makes my eyes bleed, or something else really bad like that. And I bet you're anorexic. Or a cutter. Or both.

F+ to F- - It's time to consider suicide at this point. You can't type coherently, your layout sucks, and you have nothing interesting to say. If you're lucky, maybe they're having a sale on razor blades down at the local supermarket.

----------- Oh yeah, and sometimes we collaborate - at this point your review is our discussion of your diary/lj/whatever the fuck you write in, and a grade that we've agreed upon. x
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