[Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006]

1) Link us, assholes. Text link, tiny picture, we don't really care how you do it as long as you do it and it's somewhere VISIBLE. That means either your front page or your links page or your reviews page, some logical place a review link would be, you know? Adding us to your favorites (while cute) doesn't count.

2) There is totally a spider on my window and I can't tell if it's inside or outside and it's freaking me out a little.

3) You can request either Sarah or Amanda, just ask! That doesn't guarantee a damn thing, but at least you can say you tried, and that's what really matters, right?

4) Alright I just tried to poke the spider with a yardstick, it's on the outside.

5) Over 80% on Sarah's review or an A- on Amanda's gets added to the Hall o'Fame. Under 40% on Sarah's or a D on Amanda's gets added to the Wall o'Shame. Sucks to your assmar.

6) The codewords are "please," "diary," and "as".

7) Send us a picture of baybee Hitler that we haven't seen for up to five points extra credit. This means actual pictures of Hitler as a child, or pictures of baybees with hitler 'staches drawn on them, pretty much whatever, and if we like it, +5 and it goes on the picshar page!

8) If we find the codeword anywhere in your request, we won't review you. :D

9) We will review diaries anywhere: d-land, diary-x, deadjournal, xanga, livejournal, whatever.

10) If you don't follow the rules, we get to add you to the Wall O'Shame. Nyah nyah. Oh, and while I'm at it, no flaming and acting like a little girl plzkthxbi.

Now go request, before we change our minds.