[Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006]

This idea was spawned something like thirty minutes ago, when Amanda decided for the second third time that Diaryland needed to be purged of shitty diaries. She told her good friend Sarah this and, because they are the same person dwelling in two unequally-sized bodies, Sarah decided to totally egg her on. She also made the bad ass layout, because Amanda is too cool for that HTML nonsense. HTML is the devil.

Amanda is a college sophomore with bright red blackberry hair and a really emo diary. But she hates emo diaries. Go figure. Her favorite things include Lost, children, and that badass instrumental by The Islands that's like six minutes long that reminds her of cars crashing. Sarah loves Amanda. But don't tell Amanda that.

Sarah is a high school senior, also with bright red hair and a not so much emo diary. She loves you, and robots and dinosaurs also. Amanda loves Sarah. But don't tell Sarah that.

Both the little girls reside somewhere in California. Oh, and the name Hitlar Baybee comes from this badass picture of Hitler as a baby in our biology textbook. What a funny dude, that Hitler.